I've seen it when he crosses in front of my desk at work
or if he bends over to pick stuff up,
but I haven't seen up it.
Oh, I would love to work in that office.
# Willies, willies, I like willies
- "I love willies." - What?
- I love willies. - Sir, can you keep it down?
- I'm not going back in... - Oh, shit.
Oh, yes, because that website said you were going to die at three, didn't it?
- Did it? Really? I can't remember. - But how could you forget?
- It clearly stated... - Sorry.
Oh, um... Does anyone have the right time?
Sorry.
And action.
Oh...
- Sorry. - Try again. In your own time.
I've never seen a grandfather clock in a church before.
Yes, or...
I think it's fabulous.
Every value I've ever held is being questioned...
I think it's fabulous.
Every value I've ever held is being questioned...
Sorry.
I think it's fabulous.
Every value I've ever held is being questioned...
I'm sorry.
I think it's... Now, look, you.
I...
I think it is fabulous.
Every value I've ever held is being questioned...
I think it is fabulous.
Every...
I think it is fabulous.
Every value I've ever...
I think it's fabulous.
Every value I've ever held is being questioned, and I'm loving...
Oh, no!
Number one.
Was that an alarm?
Did I hear a phone? Was that me?
Was that in my head?
Oh, my God. Oh, I'm sorry.
- Do you wanna come? - Oh, no. And you shouldn't go either.
Why not?
An ill wind is blowing.
Come and sit on my hand.
There's a huge pay rise,
and lot of wonder... oppor... Fuck.
- Hello there. - Yes? Can I help you?
Oh, great! He can eat him.
You're making it sound like we're some sort of old married couple.
But that's what we are. Can't you see it, Roy? You're my wife...
Oh, dear.
Don't you see? You're my wife, Roy, you're my...
Damn!
Can't you see? You're my wife, Roy, you're my wife.
Can't you see? You're my wife. You're my wife, Roy.
Can't you see? You're...
Can't you see? You're my wife.
Bloody thing. Bloody pain in the arse.
40 a day? That's 146,002 a decade, presuming there's two leap years.
When did you give up?
- When did I give up? - Or how? It doesn't matter.
I... "How" would help you say the next line.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
I chose Stephen Fennel because it's easy to remember.
Right. Except, well, you did say Stephen Jennel earlier.
Smoke and mirrors... Whoa.
- Keep that in. - I think it's good.
I think it's good.
Some pips need folloffing and I'm the pip moulder.
You did put something in that tea!
I resuscitate that accusation.
Damn that fucking...!
If my caloulations are correct, this could be the only bra a woman need ever buy.
Do you know what Playtex would do to me...? What? I'm drunk.
I'm very drunk.
If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes
in order to watch a film about zombies,
then maybe we should alljust move to Iran.
I don't know, Roy.
- Shall we back this ship up a bit? - I got my...
We haven't successfully got through this scene once yet.
No.
- Tell him he can eat me. - Are you insane?
- He wanted to eat you. - Can you...?
God, sorry.
I'm in an ethical pickle.
It turns out that meeting new people is a lot more com... Oh, come on, now.
I've got Dastardly and Muttley here.
I'm just seeing this in my peripheral vision.
It's like two people on pneumatic drills.
But with less industry.
But then, as Jen pointed out earlier, being a cannibal's a little immoral too.
I'm in an ethical pickle.
Wow. That... that is... That doesn't help.
I don't know, Roy. It does seem a little immoral to mislead him.
But then, as Jen pointed out earlier, being a cannibal's a little... Oh, come on.
It's very weird doing this to a pillow.
I'll do it, I will. Sorry.
I'm gonna do it. It's done.
- Do you want me to sit in? - No, it's fine.
- I'm fine. I'm fine. - No, no, no, no.
No, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Go on.
- I haven't seen it yet. - Then see it now!
Was that too big?